? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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