apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Found your dick twin last night
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
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