One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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