I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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