he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
OPIZZABONMYDICK
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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