ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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