What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Randomize
