We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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