Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
Randomize
