video games are the ultimate cock blocker
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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