Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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