my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
accomplished twins. life is a go
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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