Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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