what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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