More tranny stories later!
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Just cropdusted the office
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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