ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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