and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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