This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Randomize
