so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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