Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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