does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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