Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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