i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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