Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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