I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
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