Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Randomize