I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
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