the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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