Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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