TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Randomize
