their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
There's always time for handjobs
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
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