how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
