how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Randomize
