I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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