I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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