sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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