i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I need to sanitize my soul.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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