Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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