the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Is it penis luge time yet?
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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