i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Dick very happy bro
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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