She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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