If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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