I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
Randomize
