soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
It's just like the Real World with babies
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
Randomize
