why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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