Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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