If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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