Sponge bath it is.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
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