This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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