How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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