Cold hands, warm shart.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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