Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
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