So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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