could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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