I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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