New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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