Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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